Sithmas is Coming. Your attendance is…inevitable.
Only those who embrace the darkness can truly perceive its power.
Within the shadows, flavors beyond your feeble comprehension await.
Barrels of such consequence, even the Force itself trembles.
Willette. Wild Turkey. Templeton. BLiS.
You would be wise not to miss this opportunity, young apprentice.
Friday, December 5th. 5 to 10 PM, all shall be revealed.
SITHMAS IS ALMOST UPON YOU!
The gauntlet before you is not for the weak…
- 2025 Bourbon Barrel Aged The Sound of Inevitability – Imperial Stout aged in Willette Bourbon barrels
- 2023 & 2024 Bourbon Barrel Aged A Final Blaze of Incompetence – Imperial Stout aged in 5 and 10 Year Wild Turkey Bourbon barrels
- 2023 Barrel Aged Evil Shenanigans – Maple Bacon Stout aged in Templeton 10 Year Rye Whiskey barrels AND BLiS Bourbon Barrel Matured Maple Syrup barrels
- Evil Shenanigans – Maple Bacon Stout brewed with smoked malt and Vermont syrup from Drip Drop Acres (no pigs were harmed in the making of this stout)
- Keep Clear with Mexican Chocolate – Infused American Stout
- Nitro Ted Danzig with Cold Brew Coffee – Infused Nitro Black Lager
- Java Chocolate Slushy – Hard Seltzer Slushy infused with coffee and chocolate
- Do You Even Know Elle? on Cask – Cask of Belgian Christmas Ale with Cardamom
Your choice?
You have learned nothing: choice is an illusion.
You WILL partake in flights:
- Keep it Evil – Keep Clear, Keep Clear with Mexican Chocolate, Evil Shenanigans, 2023 Barrel Aged Evil Shenanigans
- Ted Walked into a Barrel Room – Nitro Ted Danzig with Cold Brew Coffee, 2023 & 2024 Bourbon Barrel Aged A Final Blaze of Incompetence, 2025 Bourbon Barrel Aged Sound of Inevitability
You resist darkness still?
Lighter options remain…if you’re set to cling to such weakness.
IPAs. Lagers. Sours. Belgians. And Do You Even Know Elle?, our 8.3% Belgian Christmas Ale.
But know this: the power of the dark side cannot be denied forever.
Your attendance is…inevitable.
December 5th.
Do not underestimate the power of SITHMAS.
Anything else?
We’ll make our usual spectacle at 5 PM with the tapping of the cask and our other dark side shenanigans. All other beers will begin pouring at noon.
Sithmas apparel and stickers.
Dark side attire is encouraged. Rebel scum shall be intimidated.
Schedule your Lyft now, and imbibe responsibly.